Simone Eclair wants to share herself with you. She dreams, in secret, of alternate lives spent dancing jazz ballet and winning magnificent trophies. As a young girl she was named "Most Likely to Drop Out if Not Rewarded Early" by her Jazz Ballet teacher. She dropped out anyway, and had a brief affair with the fine arts before settling on the world of webcomics as the logical (and inevitable) expression of her beleaguered inner self.

She writes and draws Cold Feet in Bed from a secret, statically charged room around the corner from her university. Where, instead of working, Simone unleashes the suffering, joy and hope of humanity onto a simple pad of paper.

She keeps albums that remind her of past relationships, including Tenacious D's self-titled debut, and expects all future lovers to wield a kielbasa sausage that has just got to perform.

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